Sex Scenes in 'Twilight' Ranked: From Hot Vampire Lovin' to Awkward Ocean Makeouts

Sex Scenes in 'Twilight' Ranked: From Hot Vampire Lovin' to Awkward Ocean Makeouts

Millennials, pay attention: this isn't a drill: Netflix now has the whole Twilight Saga available to watch. The whole Twilight Saga is now available to view on Netflix.

This is huge news if only because it proves that we didn't all have hallucinations about Robert Pattinson as a glittering, seductive, one-hundred-year-old vampire and Kristen Stewart as the 17-year-old human girl he falls in love with in those five movies. While Catherine Hardwicke's Twilight is the most famous, it's Breaking Dawn Part 1 and Breaking Dawn Part 2 that finally deliver the hot, hot vampire sex that fans have been yearning for.

Sex is the driving reason behind much of the tension in Twilight, as it is in many romance series. Edward was notoriously withholding and pious, requiring that he and Bella be married before doing the act. Bella was famously ravenous for her vampire boyfriend's affection, while Edward was famously withholding and devout, asking that he and Bella be married before performing the deed. (The fact that Stephenie Meyer, the author of Twilight, is a Mormon explains a lot.) That drawn-out sexual tension is ultimately addressed when the pair finally gets married in the last book—which was divided into two movies.

The Twilight sex scenes range from scorching to ludicrous, and Decider attempted to rate them accordingly in the slideshow you see below, from best to worst. Each sex scene is rated on a scale of 0 to 5 teeth, rather than stars, to match the seductive vampire concept.

If you're still seeking more sexual moments after reading this list, Decider After Dark has plenty to offer, including Netflix's steamiest shower scenes, steamy summer flicks, and more.